Reflect: sticks in spokes

holy fucking shit. i hate theses lil fucks, well you cant even say lil fucks! grown ass mutherfucking adults are investing in the duct tape 2 wheel whip. bull-fucking-shit! its one thing that i live in a city that car stereos, car alarms, and emergency vehicles rule the music of the night, now we have these little clusters of fucks that have no talent or originality making annoying musical ghetto rides. where did the blood sweat and tears go that went into making a low rider bike. retards took the "scraper" (a piece of shit car that should not be running in the first place) and invented a way to live ghetto fabulous and still get to your job at Arbys on the other side of town. heres how you do it, get some weed and an old E 40 album. go to your local Ace Hardware (cause they carry everything) , smoke some weed, STEAL an array of neon colored duct tape, smoke some weed, STEAL a neighbor kids bike, pop some extacy, arrange neon duct tape on bike, apply speakers and you got yourself a "scraper bike." now ride that shit in and out of traffic and dont give a shit because your too stupid dumb and retarted to give a phuck. its a fun activity to do with your children. a fun day with yo patnas (father and boys) on a weekday around noon going to the local quckE mart to get a forty to share and pissing off the world is a fun day in the hood.
During this time your child should be at school and thats where they missed the every 15 minutes play. this is also where they would miss the newly reformed play suggested in the previous blog. so in all respect, any teaching of this breed of human cant come form school. dreams of hyphy children becoming a rapper keep them out of the class room and the mac dre playlist playing. just run these fucks off the road every chance you get. if theres a pack of them holding up traffic run one over just so the rest get the point. we need to organize against this fucking flamboyant colored retardation. hopefully the fucks will stay on the side walk and turn the music down just a notch. all i ask.
you know whats fucked up? i dont even drive and this shit pisses me the fuck off.
ahhhhh fuck it, life sucks and i live in it.